EventsSF 4th of July Fireworks: Where to Watch Without Losing Your Mind
Saturday, July 4th, starting around 9:30pm, San Francisco's fireworks launch over the bay — visible from Fisherman's Wharf, Crissy Field, the…
Drew Bennett, Things to Do·May 26, 2026
EventsMemorial Day on the Pampanito: SF's Lost Boat Ceremony Returns to Pier 45
Monday, May 26 (Memorial Day), USS Pampanito hosts the annual Lost Boat Ceremony aboard the WWII-era submarine docked at Pier 45, Fisherman's Wharf.
Drew Bennett, Things to Do·May 25, 2026
CultureAt Fisherman's Wharf, the Cameras Rolled and a Block Became a Backlot
At the edge of Fisherman's Wharf, sometime in 1957, the waterfront block near Pier 45 went briefly Hollywood — cranes and cables and the particular…
Casey Wong, Neighborhoods·May 24, 2026
GeneralOne Seal Among Many at Pier 39's Crowded K-Dock
At K-Dock on Pier 39, sometime Tuesday morning, a harbor seal hauled itself up among the California sea lions and apparently decided the arrangement…
Casey Wong, Neighborhoods·May 22, 2026
CultureThe SkyStar Wheel: Fisherman's Wharf Gets a Ferris Wheel Because Of Course It Does
Fisherman's Wharf — already the most tourist-trap stretch of real estate west of Times Square — now has a giant Ferris wheel.
May 18, 2026
CultureThe Chonk Abides: Pier 39's Stellar Sea Lions Are Still Holding Court
San Francisco has no shortage of squatters who refuse to leave prime waterfront real estate, but at least these ones are entertaining.
May 15, 2026
CultureThree Towers, One City: The Skyline Shot That Tells SF's Whole Story
Sometimes a single photograph captures more about a city than a thousand budget reports ever could.
May 13, 2026
CultureChonkers Has Left the Building: SF's Most Beloved Freeloader Finally Moves On
San Francisco has lost its most charismatic resident — and no, we're not talking about another tech founder decamping to Miami.
May 12, 2026
HousingAcademy of Art Dumps Fisherman's Wharf Property — Will Housing Actually Follow?
The Academy of Art University has sold one of its Fisherman's Wharf properties — a site that's been earmarked for housing conversion.
May 11, 2026
CultureChonkers Has Left the Wharf, and Fisherman's Wharf Just Lost Its Best Employee
If you've visited Fisherman's Wharf in recent months, you know the real star attraction isn't the sourdough bread bowls or the overpriced crab…
May 10, 2026
HousingNE San Francisco Is Getting a New Grocery Option — And the Neighborhood Can't Contain Itself
If you live in northeast San Francisco — Fisherman's Wharf, North Beach, or anywhere in that orbit — you already know the grocery situation has been…
May 9, 2026
CultureIt's Time to Have an Honest Conversation About Chonkers
San Francisco has a housing crisis, a budget crisis, and a fentanyl crisis.
May 6, 2026
CultureChonkito Has Arrived: Pier 39's Second Celebrity Sea Lion Is Making Waves
In a city where the Board of Supervisors can't agree on how to fill a pothole, at least the sea lions at Pier 39 continue to deliver reliable…
May 6, 2026
CultureChonkers the Sea Lion: The Only Government-Free Public Service San Francisco Actually Loves
In a city where half the public infrastructure is broken, a 2,000-pound sea lion has become our most reliable tourist attraction — and he doesn't…
May 4, 2026
HousingGhirardelli Square's Mystery Buyer: What We Know About SF's Shadowy Real Estate Deal
One of San Francisco's most iconic waterfront properties just changed hands, and almost nobody saw it coming.
May 3, 2026
PoliticsA Crypto Billionaire Wants to Fix Your Thanksgiving Crab Situation
If you've spent a Thanksgiving in San Francisco, you know the drill: Dungeness crab is supposed to be on the table.
April 30, 2026
CultureAll Hail Chonkers: SF's 2,000-Pound Squatter We Actually Don't Mind
In a city where squatters usually spark heated debates about property rights and enforcement failures, San Francisco has found one it can unanimously…
April 28, 2026
HousingGhirardelli Square Changes Hands — Let's Hope the New Owners Actually Do Something With It
Ghirardelli Square, one of San Francisco's most iconic waterfront properties, has been sold to a new ownership group with ties to a Miami-based…
April 24, 2026
CultureThe Chonks of Pier 39 Are Out Here Living Their Best Lives — And Paying Zero Rent
Two Steller sea lions put on an absolute show for tourists at Pier 39 this afternoon — one industriously clearing deck space while the other…
April 22, 2026
FoodBistro Boudin Is Hosting a Pinot and Pizza Pairing Night
Bistro Boudin — the Fisherman's Wharf staple famous for its sourdough bread bowls and unbeatable waterfront location — is hosting a Pinot & Pizza…
April 22, 2026
CulturePier 39's Biggest Freeloaders Just Got Even Bigger
In a city where squatters' rights are practically a religion, nobody does it better than the sea lions of Pier 39.
April 20, 2026
CultureA Steller Sea Lion Has Claimed Pier 39's K-Dock, and He's Not Moving
If you haven't checked in on Pier 39's K-Dock lately, you're missing out on San Francisco's most unapologetic freeloader — and for once, we're not…
April 15, 2026
FoodFree Cone Day Is Back: Your Annual Reminder That the Best Things in Life Cost $0 (and 45 Minutes in Line)
Every year, Ben & Jerry's reminds us of a beautiful economic truth: people will stand in line for an absurdly long time to get something for free…
April 14, 2026
CulturePier 39's Newest Freeloader Is a 2,000-Pound Sea Lion Named Chonkers
If you've wandered down to Pier 39 lately, you may have noticed the docks sitting at a slightly different angle than usual.
April 13, 2026
SportsWant to Train for a Triathlon in SF? Here's Where to Actually Swim
Summer's creeping closer, and if you're one of those ambitious types eyeing a triathlon — or just want to pretend you are while getting a killer…
April 12, 2026
CultureThe Absolute Unit of Pier 39: Chonkers the Stellar Sea Lion Is Back
In a city where the political circus never takes a day off, it's nice to report on an actual wildlife spectacle for once.
April 4, 2026
FoodAn Alameda Coffee Roaster Just Bet Big on Fisherman's Wharf — And That's Actually Great News
Here's something you don't hear every day: a small business is expanding into San Francisco.
March 31, 2026