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Dispatches filed from North Beach, in reverse chronological order.

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48 dispatches
Politics

Sauter Pushes City Hall to Redesign San Francisco for Families With Young Children

District 3 Supervisor Danny Sauter has put family infrastructure at the center of his policy agenda, calling on the city to remove barriers that make…

Bex Connolly, City HallMay 29, 2026
Sports

Champions League Final: Where to Watch Arsenal vs. PSG in SF

Saturday morning, kickoff at 9am Pacific.

Drew Bennett, Things to DoMay 29, 2026
Events

Three Free Nights Out This Weekend: DJ Decades, Marina Cleanup Drinks, and Chinatown After Dark

Friday at a North Beach venue, $1 Drink Fridays throws a "Battle of the Decades" DJ party — free admission with an RSVP on Eventbrite, dollar drinks…

Drew Bennett, Things to DoMay 28, 2026
General

A Coyote Came Down to Broadway Last Night

At the corner of Broadway and Columbus, sometime after the bars had thinned out and before the bread deliveries started, a coyote came through.

Casey Wong, NeighborhoodsMay 27, 2026
Culture

Twenty Years on the Wall, Gone Overnight

Sometime Tuesday night, someone reached up and pulled down a banner that had hung at Maggie McGarry's Irish Pub on North Beach's Broadway corridor…

Casey Wong, NeighborhoodsMay 27, 2026
Transit

SFMTA Launches New Study on Central Subway Extension to North Beach

SFMTA has reopened a study examining a possible extension of the Central Subway line to North Beach, with results expected in 2028 — more than a…

Bex Connolly, City HallMay 27, 2026
Events

Two Free Comedy Nights Worth Knowing About: Cobb's Secret Guest List and SF's Heckling Show

Cobb's Comedy Club runs a free Secret Guest List night — check their site for the current date, doors typically at 7pm, show at 8pm, 915 Columbus Ave…

Drew Bennett, Things to DoMay 25, 2026
Culture

Two Free Comedy Nights Worth Putting on the Calendar

Hook-Up Horror Stories: Tindervention is a free stand-up show built around dating app disasters — comedians workshopping the kind of material that…

Drew Bennett, Things to DoMay 25, 2026
Culture

Chris Redd Brings Stand-Up to Cobb's for Two Nights

Friday and Saturday, May 22–23, at Cobb's Comedy Club (915 Columbus Ave, North Beach).

Drew Bennett, Things to DoMay 22, 2026
Food

The Source Material Isn't There

The fragments provided don't contain enough reportable information to write a food story meeting The Dissent's standards.

Jules Martinez, FoodMay 21, 2026
Events

Dollar Drinks and Decade Wars: North Beach's Friday Night DJ Throwdown

Fridays at the venue in North Beach, $1 drink specials run alongside a DJ night framed as a "Battle of the Decades" — expect sets that pit one era's…

Drew Bennett, Things to DoMay 21, 2026
General

Lost Dog Wanders Into North Beach Restaurant, Still Waiting for Its Human

A stray dog turned up in North Beach this week, doing what most of us do in the neighborhood — heading straight for a restaurant.

May 19, 2026
General

San Francisco's Tiniest Freeloaders Are Back and They Want Your Blood

If you've woken up the last few mornings looking like you lost a fight with a stapler, congratulations — you're not alone.

May 19, 2026
Culture

North Beach Reminded Us Why We Live Here Last Night

Sometimes the best thing San Francisco can do for you is just get out of the way.

May 19, 2026
Culture

North Beach Is Throwing a Free Film Night and Nobody's Asking Permission

If you've been waiting for a sign that San Francisco's cultural scene isn't entirely dead — just mostly taxed and regulated into submission — here's…

May 18, 2026
Culture

The Transamerica Pyramid Still Hits Different

Say what you will about San Francisco's skyline — the cranes that never stop, the Salesforce Tower that divides opinion like pineapple on pizza — but…

May 16, 2026
Culture

Vesuvio Is Still Cool. That's the Whole Story.

Stop the presses: young people are going to a cool bar.

May 15, 2026
Events

A Dollar Drink DJ Night in North Beach? In This Economy, We're In

Look, we spend a lot of time around here talking about government waste, housing costs, and the general financial absurdity of living in San…

May 15, 2026
General

North Beach's Newest Resident Has Better Real Estate Instincts Than Most of Us

A coyote was spotted sunbathing on a North Beach rooftop this week, living the kind of unbothered, rent-free lifestyle that most San Franciscans can…

May 9, 2026
Culture

The Goths Are Gathering (For Free) and Honestly, This Is How Culture Should Work

While San Francisco's city government continues to spend millions trying to figure out how to make the city "vibrant" again — commissioning studies…

May 9, 2026
Events

Penny Pitch Is Back: 48 Years of Tossing Coins for a Cause in North Beach

If you wandered through Washington Square Park this weekend and saw a crowd of adults enthusiastically hurling pennies, no — it wasn't some kind of…

May 8, 2026
Culture

San Francisco Still Howling for Ginsberg — But Who's Actually Listening?

San Francisco is throwing itself an all-star centennial celebration for Allen Ginsberg, the Beat poet who first performed Howl at the Six Gallery in…

May 7, 2026
Events

North Beach Throws a 20-Household Garage Sale and Block Party Sunday

More than 20 households around Valparaiso and Taylor streets are throwing a massive garage sale and block party from 11 a.m.

April 29, 2026
Culture

Free Live Shows at Lost Church North Beach This May — No Excuse Not to Go

Here's something you don't hear often in a city where a mediocre cocktail runs you $18: free entertainment.

April 29, 2026
Culture

A 40-Year-Old Friendship, a North Beach Café, and the Internet's Best Use Case

In a city that reinvents itself every five years — tearing down what was and replacing it with something shinier, more expensive, and usually worse —…

April 29, 2026
Culture

The North Beach Gift Shop That Became the Internet's Favorite Mystery

In a city where small businesses are constantly fighting to survive — crushed between rising rents, permitting nightmares, and a regulatory…

April 27, 2026
General

SF's Lost Dog Problem: When 'Off-Leash Culture' Meets Real Danger

San Francisco loves its dogs. Maybe a little too much — and sometimes in all the wrong ways. Two separate cases making the rounds this week highlight…

April 26, 2026
Events

Sucka Flea Brings Its Vintage Vibes to North Beach

If you've been looking for a reason to wander through North Beach that doesn't involve overpriced espresso or dodging tourist groups on Columbus…

April 26, 2026
General

Good News for Once: Lost Dog on Columbus Reunited with Owners

In a city where we spend most of our time chronicling government incompetence and budget black holes, it's nice to occasionally report on something…

April 25, 2026
Events

Dollar Drinks and Decade Wars: North Beach's Cheapest Night Out

In a city where a single cocktail can run you $18 before tip, someone in North Beach has apparently decided to wage war on inflation — one dollar…

April 25, 2026
Food

North Beach Gets a Croatian Wine Bar, and We're Not Mad About It

North Beach has never been shy about its Italian roots, but the neighborhood's latest addition is stretching the map eastward across the Adriatic.

April 23, 2026
Housing

North Beach's Verdi Building: When 'Saving the Neighborhood' Means Saving a Burnt-Out Shell

Here's a story that perfectly encapsulates San Francisco's housing dysfunction.

April 22, 2026
Food

Tosca Cafe Is in 'Survival Mode' — And It's a Perfect Case Study in Why SF Keeps Losing Its Icons

Tosca Cafe, the century-old North Beach institution that has outlived Prohibition, multiple recessions, and a pandemic, is now fighting for its life…

April 20, 2026
Culture

North Beach Is Getting a Retro Game Night and Yes, You Should Care

In a city that spends billions trying to innovate its way out of every problem, sometimes the best entertainment costs a quarter.

April 16, 2026
Culture

San Francisco's Underground Jazz Scene Is Alive — If You Know Where to Look

Here's something city hall won't put in a press release: one of the best things about San Francisco doesn't cost taxpayers a dime, doesn't require a…

April 16, 2026
Food

The Great Italian Leaf Cookie Hunt: A Bay Area Quest Worth Taking

Some things in life aren't worth the search.

April 15, 2026
Events

North Beach Is Throwing a Giant Garage Sale and Block Party — And Honestly, This Is How Community Should Work

Mark your calendars, North Beach lovers.

April 12, 2026
Food

North Beach and Beyond: Where to Actually Find Great Italian in SF

Look, if you live in North Beach, you already know the neighborhood is practically Little Italy's West Coast cousin.

April 12, 2026
General

Antisemitic Harassment in North Beach Is Everyone's Problem

A young woman was harassed outside Vesuvio in North Beach late Saturday night for the crime of being Jewish.

April 11, 2026
Events

Dollar Drinks and DJ Battles: North Beach Gives Your Wallet a Night Off

Here's something you don't see every day in a city where a cocktail can run you $18 before tip: $1 Drink Fridays are happening in North Beach…

April 10, 2026
Transit

Muni Driver Watches Wallet Walk Off the Bus — And That's Apparently Fine

Here's a fun little parable about personal responsibility, city services, and the black hole that is Muni's lost-and-found process.

April 5, 2026
Food

Caffe Trieste Turns 70

Caffe Trieste just turned 70 years old, and in a city where restaurants fold faster than a bad poker hand, that's not just impressive — it's…

April 4, 2026
Culture

North Beach First Fridays: The Art Crawl Worth Your Evening

Every first Friday of the month, North Beach transforms into a community event that actually works.

April 3, 2026
Events

North Beach's $1 Drink Fridays Are Back — And Your Wallet Will Thank You

The Free Market Delivers What City Subsidies Can't: Affordable Fun While San Francisco's bureaucrats spend millions trying to figure out how to make…

April 3, 2026
Food

Tony's Pizza Has a Cocktail Menu That Deserves Your Attention (and Your Dollars)

Look, we love a good glass of Chianti with a Margherita as much as the next person.

April 3, 2026
Culture

Lights, Camera, Confusion: North Beach Residents Baffled by Mystery Film Crew

North Beach has seen its share of characters over the years — beatnik poets, tourist-trap cannoli shops, guys who definitely aren't in the mob — but…

March 29, 2026
Transit

Zoox's Robotaxi Is Coming to SF — If You Can Get a Seat

San Francisco is inching closer to a future where you hail a ride from a machine that doesn't know your name, doesn't want a tip, and definitely…

March 29, 2026
Sports

The Enemy Is Among Us: Aaron Judge Spotted Eating in North Beach Before Opening Day Showdown

San Francisco had a visitor this week, and not the kind you take a selfie with — unless you're into fraternizing with the opposition.

March 29, 2026