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All sections · April 2026 · 1,919 stories

The Case for 'Slow Stores' — SF's Most Underrated Neighborhood Anchors

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In a city obsessed with the Next Big Thing — the hottest reservation, the longest brunch line, the newest concept…

CultureApril 29, 2026

A 40-Year-Old Friendship, a North Beach Café, and the Internet's Best Use Case

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In a city that reinvents itself every five years — tearing down what was and replacing it with something shinier, more…

CultureNorth BeachApril 29, 2026

880 Crash Caught on Dashcam Is a Reminder: Stop Swerving, Start Braking

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Another morning, another avoidable wreck on 880.

TransitApril 29, 2026

Lafayette Teen Arrested for Shooting Flock Cameras — And the Internet Is Cheering

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A Lafayette teenager has been arrested for allegedly going on a vandalism spree targeting Flock surveillance cameras…

PoliticsApril 29, 2026

The Streets of San Francisco Deserve a Statue — But Can We Cancel-Proof It First?

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Here's a pitch that actually slaps: a public statue in San Francisco honoring Mike Stone and Steve Keller — the…

CultureApril 29, 2026

SF Wants to Expand Paid Family Leave — But Who's Actually Paying?

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San Francisco is once again positioning itself as the vanguard of worker benefits.

PoliticsApril 29, 2026

Gone But Not Forgotten: The BART Fast Pass and the Death of Simple Transit

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There's a particular kind of San Francisco grief reserved for the small, tangible things that quietly disappear — the…

TransitApril 29, 2026

Someone Buried Another $10K Treasure Chest in SF and We're Grabbing Our Shovels

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San Francisco has a lot of problems — a bloated budget, a struggling downtown, transit that sometimes feels like…

EventsApril 29, 2026

Wiener Leads Pelosi Seat Race by 18 Points — But Check Who Paid for the Poll

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Scott Wiener is pulling away in the race to succeed Nancy Pelosi in Congress — at least according to a poll that comes…

PoliticsApril 29, 2026

SF Speed Cameras Are Actually Working — And That's Worth Paying Attention To

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Here's something you don't hear very often: a San Francisco government program that appears to be doing exactly what it…

TransitApril 29, 2026

YBCA Bets on Tarot Cards — With Your Tax-Adjacent Dollars

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Yerba Buena Center for the Arts is hosting Modern Queer Tarot, an exhibition exploring the intersection of tarot…

CultureSoMaApril 29, 2026

The Valkyries Are Building Something — And the Roster Battles Are the Best Part

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San Francisco's newest professional sports franchise is doing something refreshingly old-school: making players…

SportsApril 29, 2026

Out With the Croissants, In With the Onigiri: The Mission's Culinary Revolving Door Keeps Spinning

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Another chapter in the Mission District's never-ending restaurant shuffle: a French-inspired bakery is closing its…

FoodMission DistrictApril 29, 2026

The Great SF Shoe Dilemma: Looking Good Without Destroying Your Feet

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Here's a uniquely San Francisco problem: you want to look like you put in some effort, but you also need to survive…

CultureApril 29, 2026

San Francisco's Best Frolicking Fields, Ranked by Whimsy

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Look, we spend a lot of time at The Dissent talking about government waste, transit nightmares, and the cost of…

CultureApril 29, 2026

The Libertarian's Guide to Fries and a Drink: SF's Best Solo Bar Afternoons

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There's a beautifully simple pleasure that requires zero government subsidy, no permit from the Planning Commission…

FoodApril 29, 2026

Bay Area Transit Ridership Is Up — But Let's Be Honest About Why

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BART, Muni, and Caltrain are all trumpeting major ridership increases this spring, and the agencies are crediting a fun…

TransitApril 29, 2026

The Internet Just Identified a Mystery Street Photo in Record Time — And the Story Behind It Is Peak Bay Area

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There's something deeply satisfying about the internet doing what it does best: solving mysteries nobody asked it to…

CultureApril 29, 2026

Why SF Keeps Shrinking Its Own Skyline

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Here's a fun quirk of building anything tall in San Francisco: by the time it actually goes up, it's almost certainly…

HousingApril 29, 2026

Chonkers Watch: SF's Favorite Freeloading Sea Lion Goes Off the Grid

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In a city where government programs bloat faster than a sea lion on an anchovy buffet, it's fitting that San…

CultureApril 29, 2026

Draft Day Roulette: The 49ers Keep Doing Things Their Way

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If there's one thing you can count on from the San Francisco 49ers, it's that they will never do what you expect on…

SportsApril 29, 2026

Gap Founder's Brother Lists Russian Hill Mansion for $17M — Because Of Course It's Russian Hill

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If you've ever wondered where the money from all those khakis ended up, wonder no more.

HousingRussian HillApril 29, 2026

Ex-SFPD Chief Heads Back to School — On Your Dime, Naturally

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Here's a sentence that should make every San Francisco taxpayer do a double take: former interim SFPD Chief Paul Yep…

PoliticsApril 29, 2026

SF's Packed Weekly Calendar Proves the City's Not Dead — It Just Doesn't Sleep

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Every few months, someone on the internet declares San Francisco dead.

EventsApril 29, 2026