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Culture · April 2026 · 605 stories

The Streets of San Francisco Deserve a Statue — But Can We Cancel-Proof It First?

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Here's a pitch that actually slaps: a public statue in San Francisco honoring Mike Stone and Steve Keller — the…

April 29, 2026

YBCA Bets on Tarot Cards — With Your Tax-Adjacent Dollars

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Yerba Buena Center for the Arts is hosting Modern Queer Tarot, an exhibition exploring the intersection of tarot…

SoMaApril 29, 2026

The Great SF Shoe Dilemma: Looking Good Without Destroying Your Feet

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Here's a uniquely San Francisco problem: you want to look like you put in some effort, but you also need to survive…

April 29, 2026

San Francisco's Best Frolicking Fields, Ranked by Whimsy

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Look, we spend a lot of time at The Dissent talking about government waste, transit nightmares, and the cost of…

April 29, 2026

The Internet Just Identified a Mystery Street Photo in Record Time — And the Story Behind It Is Peak Bay Area

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There's something deeply satisfying about the internet doing what it does best: solving mysteries nobody asked it to…

April 29, 2026

Chonkers Watch: SF's Favorite Freeloading Sea Lion Goes Off the Grid

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In a city where government programs bloat faster than a sea lion on an anchovy buffet, it's fitting that San…

April 29, 2026

Free Art Workshop in SF: Sometimes the Best Things in Life Actually Are Free

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San Francisco is hosting a free art workshop focused on portrait cut-out techniques, and honestly?

April 29, 2026

Tired of Dating Apps? This SF Speed Dating Event Actually Doesn't Suck

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Look, we get it. Dating in San Francisco is a special kind of purgatory. The apps are a wasteland of people who haven't…

April 29, 2026

A Grown Man's Guide to Going Out in SF Without Losing Your Dignity

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Here's a situation that doesn't get enough ink: you're in your mid-to-late 40s, you want to grab drinks with your…

April 29, 2026

Alcatraz Is Still the Best Tourist Trap in America — And It's Worth Every Penny

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Let's be honest: San Francisco has a tourism problem.

April 29, 2026

A Bird Owner Needed Help and SF Actually Came Through

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We spend a lot of time around here cataloging the ways San Francisco's government fails its residents.

Noe ValleyApril 29, 2026

Noe Valley, One Street at a Time: Why This Neighborhood Still Has Soul

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In a city where entire blocks can transform overnight — a laundromat becomes a smoothie bar, a bookstore becomes a…

Noe ValleyApril 29, 2026

The Best Comedy Night You've Never Heard Of Is Hiding in a Bar Called Question Mark

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San Francisco's comedy scene has always thrived in weird little corners — basement shows, back patios, and dive bars…

Outer SunsetApril 29, 2026

Wedding Season Is Coming: Where to Find Heels You Can Actually Walk In (Without Going Broke)

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Wedding season is nearly upon us, and if your calendar looks anything like ours, you're staring down a gauntlet of…

April 28, 2026

SF's Best Dive Bars Are Still Standing — And They're Exactly What You Need

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San Francisco gets a lot of press for its $22 cocktails and velvet-rope pretension, but the city's real soul has always…

April 28, 2026

An AI Insurance Startup Opened a Corgi Cafe. There Are No Corgis.

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Look, San Francisco has always been a city where you walk into a business and wonder what it actually is.

April 28, 2026

SF Arts Organizations Want More Funding — But Maybe the Real Problem Is City Hall

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San Francisco's arts organizations say they need more public support.

April 28, 2026

Someone Redesigned 14 Bay Area City Flags and Honestly, We Need to Talk About It

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A designer recently took it upon themselves to redesign the flags of 14 Bay Area cities — including San Francisco's —…

April 28, 2026

Karl the Fog: San Francisco's Most Reliable Public Servant

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While City Hall burns through billions on programs that don't deliver and transit systems that can't keep a schedule…

PresidioApril 28, 2026

San Francisco's Secret Weapon Isn't Tech — It's the Nonstop Block Party

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A couple from Chicago recently visited San Francisco for a sort of pre-honeymoon reconnaissance trip.

April 28, 2026

AI Comedy Night Comes to SF — Because Human Comedians Weren't Struggling Enough

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San Francisco, the city that brought you $18 toast and taxpayer-funded drug paraphernalia, now presents: comedy written…

April 28, 2026

RIP to SF's Weird Public Art: At Least There's Always Legoland

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San Francisco has never been shy about its public art.

April 28, 2026

Saturn Street Steps: The Tiny SF Park You're Probably Walking Right Past

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In a city that spends millions on grand park renovations and still can't keep the escalators working at Civic Center…

Corona HeightsApril 28, 2026

Free Harp Recital in Hayes Valley This Sunday — No Strings Attached (Well, 47 of Them)

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Look, we spend a lot of time around here talking about how San Francisco wastes your money.

Hayes ValleyApril 28, 2026