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Hayes Valley.

Dispatches filed from Hayes Valley, in reverse chronological order.

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12 dispatches
Events

Hayes Valley Comedy Night Is Free and Wants Your Sunday

Sunday evening, The Function in Hayes Valley hosts a free standup comedy night under the banner Hayes Valley Comedy Night.

Drew Bennett, Things to DoMay 30, 2026
Culture

SF Symphony's 'Redemption' Program: What's Actually on the Stage This Week

Check Davies Symphony Hall's calendar before you go — the SF Symphony has a rotating program this week with at least one headliner billing that's…

Drew Bennett, Things to DoMay 23, 2026
Culture

At Davies, a New Name Goes Up on the Podium

At Davies Symphony Hall on Van Ness, the marquee has carried a lot of names over 115 years — but not one like this.

Casey Wong, NeighborhoodsMay 21, 2026
Politics

Hayes Valley Café Fined for Graffiti on a Table the City Built and Abandoned

Here's a story that perfectly encapsulates how San Francisco treats its small businesses: like unpaid janitors for the city's own failures.

May 7, 2026
Housing

The Hidden Neighborhood Sandwiched Between Freeways That SF Forgot

Somewhere between Hayes Valley and the Mission, tucked under the hum of freeway on-ramps and bounded by major thoroughfares, there's a tiny pocket…

May 4, 2026
Events

Free Laughs in Hayes Valley: Because At Least Something in SF Should Be Free

In a city where a one-bedroom apartment costs more than a mortgage in most of America and a burrito somehow runs you $18, it's nice to know you can…

May 3, 2026
Culture

Free Harp Recital in Hayes Valley This Sunday — No Strings Attached (Well, 47 of Them)

Look, we spend a lot of time around here talking about how San Francisco wastes your money.

April 28, 2026
Food

Hotel Biron Throws a Free Caribbean Feast — With a One-Drink Catch

Hotel Biron, the intimate Hayes Valley wine bar tucked away on Rose Street, is marking its second anniversary the way every good celebration should…

April 25, 2026
Tech

That Cool Gate Art Near Octavia? Yeah, It Wants Your Eyeballs

If you've walked past Page Street near Octavia recently, you may have noticed some eye-catching art on a gate — the kind of thing that makes you…

April 18, 2026
Housing

Hayes Valley's Homeless Crisis Didn't Appear Out of Nowhere — It Was Pushed There

If you've walked through Hayes Valley recently — especially after dark — you've noticed.

April 14, 2026
General

Shots Fired in Hayes Valley as Police Swarm the Neighborhood

Another evening in San Francisco, another neighborhood jolted by gunfire.

April 13, 2026
Housing

When $2,750 for 600 Square Feet Feels Like a Bargain, We Have a Problem

Here's a snapshot of San Francisco's housing market in 2025: a 27-year-old making $160,000 a year — well into the top 10% nationally — is agonizing…

April 10, 2026