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Bernal Heights.

Dispatches filed from Bernal Heights, in reverse chronological order.

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20 dispatches
Events

SF Porchfest: A Neighborhood Music Crawl Across the City's Front Stoops

Saturday, SF Porchfest takes over residential streets across the city, with local musicians performing on porches, stoops, and front yards throughout…

Drew Bennett, Things to DoMay 28, 2026
Events

Free Chess Night at Bernal Library: Lecture First, Then Play

The Bernal Heights Branch Library hosts a chess lecture followed by open game play — free, no registration required, open to adults and older kids…

Drew Bennett, Things to DoMay 27, 2026
Housing

Construction Cranes Dot SF Skyline as Affordable Housing Projects Drive Most Activity

At least seven construction cranes are visible from Bernal Hill as of this week, marking one of the more active building periods the city has seen in…

Bex Connolly, City HallMay 27, 2026
Housing

Bernal Heights: The $443K Eight-Bedroom That Got Away

Bernal Heights Park remains one of San Francisco's most underrated gems — sweeping views, windswept hilltop vibes, and a neighborhood that still…

May 17, 2026
Culture

Bernal Heights, Through a Local Photographer's Lens

Local photographer Travis Monson recently captured some stunning shots from a walk through Bernal Heights.

May 15, 2026
General

Fire Breaks Out in Bernal Heights — Details Still Scarce

A fire broke out in Bernal Heights on Tuesday, visible from the area above Mission Street, sending smoke into the skies over one of SF's most beloved…

May 11, 2026
Housing

$1.1 Million Per Unit: Bernal Heights Gets New 'Affordable' Housing at a Very Unaffordable Price

New affordable housing is going up at 3300 Mission Street in Bernal Heights, and on the surface, that sounds like good news.

May 7, 2026
Housing

Welcome to SF: Where $4K Gets You a Prayer and a Craigslist Listing

Here's a snapshot of San Francisco's housing market in 2025: a nurse practitioner working at Stanford Hospital — you know, someone keeping people…

May 4, 2026
Events

Bernal Heights Gets a First Fridays Worth Showing Up For

If you've been looking for a reason to wander up to Bernal Heights on a Friday night that doesn't involve arguing about property taxes or dodging…

May 1, 2026
Politics

Before the Senate, J.D. Vance Was Just Another SF Guy Volunteering at a Community Garden

Here's a fun piece of trivia that most San Franciscans have absolutely no idea about: Vice President J.D.

May 1, 2026
General

Bernal Heights Has a New Main Character and He's Orange

There are a lot of things San Francisco's government struggles to handle — the budget, the buses, basic street cleaning.

April 30, 2026
Sports

A British Cyclist Just Conquered SF's Steepest Street — But Does a 14-Second Record Even Count?

A British cyclist has claimed the Strava King of the Mountain record on what's reportedly San Francisco's steepest street — Bradford Street in Bernal…

April 28, 2026
Events

Free Chess and Poetry Nights at SF Libraries This Week

SF's public library system is hosting a pair of free events worth knowing about — a Poetry & Photography Night featuring Golden, and a Chess Lecture…

April 22, 2026
Culture

Bernal Heights Has a Friendliness Problem — But It's Not Just Bernal

A newcomer to Bernal Heights recently raised a question that a lot of San Franciscans have quietly asked themselves: why won't anyone make eye…

April 20, 2026
Events

Bernal Heights Hosts Its Earth Day Stroll for 2026

Bernal Heights is gearing up for the Earth Day Stroll 2026, a community-driven celebration that brings neighbors together.

April 19, 2026
Events

Bernal Heights Is Literally Giving Stuff Away — And It's the Most SF Thing Ever

If you've ever felt like San Francisco takes too much of your money — between the taxes, the rent, and the $7 coffee — Bernal Heights is offering a…

April 18, 2026
General

Bernal Heights Gets Pelted by Hail Because SF Weather Has No Rules

If you were in Bernal Heights earlier today, you might have thought the sky was having a minor existential crisis.

April 12, 2026
Culture

Juri Commons: The Tiny Bernal Heights Park You've Probably Never Heard Of

San Francisco has over 220 parks, and most residents could probably name about six of them.

April 8, 2026
General

A Found iPhone and a Small Reminder That SF Still Has Good People

In a city where car break-ins are practically a spectator sport and porch pirates operate with the confidence of Amazon delivery drivers, here's a…

April 8, 2026
Housing

The Bernal Heights Safeway Redevelopment: Will It Actually Happen?

If you've been to the Bernal Heights Safeway lately, you already know the vibe: aging infrastructure, a parking lot that feels like it was designed…

April 8, 2026