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Vol. IIINo. 184
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Events · May 2026 · 260 stories

Free Micro Soccer Fun Day: Because Even SF Kids Deserve to Touch Grass

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Here's something refreshing: a free community event that doesn't require a tax increase, a new bureaucratic agency, or…

May 17, 2026

Bay to Breakers 2026: The Annual Battle Between a 'Race' and a City-Wide Party

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Bay to Breakers is back, and so is the eternal San Francisco tension: is this an actual athletic event or just a…

May 17, 2026

Your Weekend Doesn't Need a $200 Cover Charge: Three Free-ish Events Worth Your Time

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Look, we get it. San Francisco and the broader Bay Area have a reputation for entertainment options that cost roughly…

May 16, 2026

Bay to Breakers: The City's Best Argument Against Isolation

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Bay to Breakers is less than a week out, and the most San Francisco post imaginable just hit the internet: someone…

May 16, 2026

The Wardrobe Project Flea Market: Thrifting Your Way to Fiscal Responsibility

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There's something beautifully free-market about a good flea market.

May 16, 2026

Moving to SF During Bay to Breakers? God Speed, You Beautiful Fool

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Sunday is Bay to Breakers, San Francisco's beloved annual tradition of running 7.46 miles from the Embarcadero to Ocean…

May 16, 2026

Free HIIT Classes and DJ Sets at China Basin? Luxfest Says Yes

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Here's something you don't see every day in San Francisco: a free event that actually sounds fun and doesn't come with…

China BasinMay 16, 2026

The Castro Night Market Returns — And It's Exactly What SF Needs More Of

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The Castro Night Market is back for 2026, running from March through September, and honestly?

CastroMay 16, 2026

Bay to Breakers Wants Your Money Before You Can Day-Drink in a Costume

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If your annual Bay to Breakers tradition involves rolling out of bed, throwing on a banana costume, and hopping into…

May 15, 2026

The Force Awakens at Union Square Burger King, Apparently

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Look, we love a good community event as much as anyone.

Union SquareMay 15, 2026

Golden Gate Park's Free Concerts Are the Best Deal in a City That Loves Taking Your Money

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In a city where a mediocre cocktail runs you $19 and a one-bedroom apartment costs more than a mortgage payment in most…

Golden Gate ParkMay 15, 2026

A Dollar Drink DJ Night in North Beach? In This Economy, We're In

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Look, we spend a lot of time around here talking about government waste, housing costs, and the general financial…

North BeachMay 15, 2026

World Cup Season Is Coming — Time to Find Your Watch Party Crew

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The World Cup is approaching, and if you're a soccer fan in San Francisco, you already know the drill: it's time to…

May 14, 2026

Comedy Sharks Wants to Make the Peninsula Funny Again

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Look, we get it. The Peninsula isn't exactly the first place you think of when someone says "thriving comedy scene."…

May 14, 2026

Valencia Live Returns: A Free Monthly Street Party That Actually Makes Sense

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Here's something Valencia Street could use more of: a reason for people to actually show up and enjoy themselves.

MissionMay 14, 2026

The World Cup Is Coming to the Bay Area. The Fans Might Not Be.

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The 2026 World Cup is supposed to be a once-in-a-generation economic windfall for the Bay Area.

May 13, 2026

Free Trivia Night at Black Hammer: The Best Thing Your Wallet Will Do All Week

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In a city where a single craft beer can run you $12 and a night out requires a budget spreadsheet, Black Hammer Brewing…

SoMaMay 13, 2026

Your Midweek Plans, Sorted: Free Cardio Dance and Free Hot Dogs

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Look, we get it — San Francisco can feel like a city that rolls up the sidewalks early.

Union SquareMay 13, 2026

Kitten Season Is Here: Bay Area Cat Rescue Pops Up in Sunnyvale This Week

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Look, we spend a lot of time around here talking about government overreach and budget disasters.

May 13, 2026

Your Week in Bay Area Entertainment: Oaklash, Goths, and Good Vibes

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Look, we spend a lot of time here talking about what San Francisco gets wrong — the budgets that don't add up, the…

May 13, 2026

Yerba Buena Gardens Is Giving Away Free Events — Yes, Actually Free

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Look, we spend a lot of time around here talking about how San Francisco wastes your money.

SoMaMay 13, 2026

Bay to Breakers Proves SF's Best Institution Is Organized Chaos

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There's no line item in the city budget for it.

May 12, 2026

Yerba Buena Gardens Festival Is Back — And It's Still Free, Which Is Basically a Miracle in SF

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In a city where a mediocre cocktail runs you $19 and parking can cost more than a plane ticket, the Yerba Buena Gardens…

SoMaMay 12, 2026

Six Bucks for a Movie Under the Stars? The Bay Area Drive-In Deal You Shouldn't Sleep On

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Here's something refreshing: entertainment in the Bay Area that doesn't require a second mortgage.

May 12, 2026