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The Painted Ladies Are Still Here. Can We Say the Same for the City Around Them?

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The Painted Ladies greeted San Francisco again this morning, same as they have since the 1890s.

Alamo SquareApril 5, 2026

Stop and Look Down: The Peninsula's Tiny Wildlife Deserves Your Attention

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In a city obsessed with billion-dollar transit projects that go nowhere and housing plans that never break ground…

April 5, 2026

Cole Valley, Rendered in Pastel, Reminds Us What We're Fighting For

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Sometimes the best commentary on a city isn't a budget report or a board of supervisors meeting — it's a pastel drawing…

Cole ValleyApril 5, 2026

Influencers Set Up Shop in Kids' Playground, Get Mad When Parents Object

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Here's a sentence we shouldn't have to write in 2025: adults without children don't get to commandeer a kids'…

Alamo SquareApril 5, 2026

When Talking to Bots Beats Talking to No One, We Have a Problem

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Here's a story that should stop you mid-scroll: A 67-year-old Hong Kong immigrant, living in San Francisco for over…

April 5, 2026

Man Spotted Unicycle Sailing in Pacifica Because Of Course He Was

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Just when you think the Bay Area has shown you everything — the naked guys at City Hall, the guy who jogs in a full…

April 5, 2026

Ryan Coogler's Barber Just Opened a Studio in Union Square — And It's Exactly What Downtown Needs

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Here's a refreshing headline for a neighborhood that's been starving for good news: DuPree's Barber Studio just opened…

Union SquareApril 5, 2026

A Premium Care Agency for Gay Elder Men? SF Entrepreneur Says the Need Is Real

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Here's a market problem that doesn't get talked about much: aging alone in a city that's supposedly the most…

April 5, 2026

The Excelsior's Unofficial Mayor Knows Where to Find the Best Late-Night Burrito

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There's a version of San Francisco that doesn't make it into the tech press releases or the tourism brochures — and…

ExcelsiorApril 5, 2026

Teens Are Battling With Foam Swords in Balboa Park and Honestly? Good for Them.

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If you were strolling through Balboa Park on a recent Saturday afternoon and stumbled upon a squadron of teenagers in…

Balboa ParkApril 5, 2026

A City That Still Shows Up: SF Rallies to Help a Grieving Neighbor Find a Bagpiper

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For all the justified frustration we direct at San Francisco's bureaucratic failures and policy misfires, sometimes…

April 5, 2026

Dolores Park Dogs: The Only SF Government We Actually Trust

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There's a reason Dolores Park remains one of the few institutions in San Francisco that nobody complains about — and…

MissionApril 5, 2026

A City Worth Photographing — And Worth Fighting For

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There's a reason people keep pulling out their cameras in this city.

April 5, 2026

Your Tax Bill Is Painful, But At Least These SF Museums Are (Occasionally) Free

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Look, we get it. Between rent that requires a second mortgage on your soul and grocery bills that make you question…

April 5, 2026

Manny's Found the Cheat Code: Bribe San Franciscans With Beer and Fries to Clean Up Their Own Streets

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Here's a sentence you probably never thought you'd read: a San Francisco establishment is offering dollar beers, free…

MissionApril 5, 2026

Your Mom's Coming to Town: SF Splurge Ideas That Aren't Another Trip to Fisherman's Wharf

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Look, we love a good fiscal responsibility sermon around here, but sometimes you just need to treat your mom.

April 4, 2026

Angel Island's Wildflowers Are Stealing the Show — And Your Tax Dollars Didn't Even Pay for Them

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In a city where seemingly everything beautiful requires a $4.7 million feasibility study, a community advisory board…

April 4, 2026

SF's Art Scene Is Thriving — And It's Not Costing You a Dime

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Here's something you don't hear often enough in a city famous for burning through taxpayer dollars: San Francisco's…

April 4, 2026

The Best Things in SF Are Still Free: Full Pink Moon Sets Over Lombard Street

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At 6:30 on a recent morning, while most of San Francisco was still asleep — and City Hall was presumably dreaming up…

Russian HillApril 4, 2026

The Absolute Unit of Pier 39: Chonkers the Stellar Sea Lion Is Back

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In a city where the political circus never takes a day off, it's nice to report on an actual wildlife spectacle for…

Fisherman's WharfApril 4, 2026

The Embarcadero's Most Photogenic Puddle Is Sparking Debate

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San Francisco's Embarcadero waterfront is one of the most photographed stretches of real estate on the West Coast.

EmbarcaderoApril 4, 2026

SF Nightlife Is Alive and Well — No Government Subsidy Required

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Here's a refreshing thought: San Francisco's nightlife scene is thriving, and nobody had to write a grant proposal to…

April 4, 2026

San Francisco's LGBTQ+ Nightlife Scene Is Still a Global Draw — But Is the City Doing Enough to Keep It?

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San Francisco has long been a pilgrimage destination for LGBTQ+ travelers from around the world, and that hasn't…

CastroApril 4, 2026

The Case for Just Showing Up: A Guide to Solo Socializing in the Outer Sunset

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Here's something nobody in San Francisco talks about enough: it's actually kind of hard to meet people here.

Outer SunsetApril 4, 2026

Forget City Hall Drama: The Real Golden Gate Park Power Players Have Arrived

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While San Francisco's elected officials continue their usual circus of spending your money on programs that don't work…

Golden Gate ParkApril 4, 2026

The Best Argument for San Francisco Doesn't Come From City Hall

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Here's something you won't find in a budget report or a Board of Supervisors meeting: San Francisco is still…

April 4, 2026

You Need a Permit to Make Pizza at the Beach (Just Kidding — Nobody Actually Knows)

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Here's a fun exercise in government transparency: try figuring out whether you can bring a portable pizza oven to Ocean…

Outer SunsetApril 4, 2026

The Definitive San Francisco Playlist (No, 'Full House' Theme Doesn't Count)

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There's something about this seven-by-seven-mile peninsula that makes people want to sing about it.

April 4, 2026

Your Gym Selfie Culture Has Gone Too Far — And It's a Property Rights Issue

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Here's a question more Bay Area gym-goers are asking: Where can I work out without ending up as background content in…

April 4, 2026

You Live Here and You Haven't Explored It? A Liberty-Lover's Guide to the Bay Area You're Missing

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Here's something we see all the time: people who've lived in the Bay Area for years, dropped thousands on rent, and…

April 4, 2026