We got a tip — if you can call it that — about something spotted on the West Coast tonight. No details, no context, no follow-up. Just vibes.
And honestly? In a city where every minor sighting gets turned into a NextDoor panic thread or a supervisors' hearing, maybe we should appreciate the restraint. Not everything needs to be a five-alarm story. Not every observation needs a task force.
We'll keep our ears to the ground. If this turns into something worth your time, you'll hear about it here first. Until then, enjoy your evening, San Francisco. The fog isn't going anywhere, and neither are we.

