Yes, the City by the Bay is experiencing one of those glorious warm spells that makes you forget about the $3,500 rent, the car break-ins, and the fact that Muni was 12 minutes late this morning. For a few hours, the sun will be out, the parks will be packed, and San Francisco will feel like the paradise the tourism board promises.

But let's be real — this city's weather is its most libertarian feature. It does whatever it wants, whenever it wants, and no amount of central planning can change it. You can be sweating in the Mission while the Sunset is socked in with fog thick enough to cut. Microclimates don't care about your feelings or your outfit.

Locals know the drill. As one SF resident put it: "Always have a jacket handy. We had to turn back from fireworks on the 4th a few years ago, because it was so cold." That's the real San Francisco weather experience — optimism followed by a humbling correction. Sound familiar, crypto bros?

If you're looking to capitalize on the warmth, the recommendations are solid. Golden Gate Park, Ocean Beach, Dolores — the classics. One local swears by Salesforce Park above the Transbay Terminal, calling it "lovely" with plenty of solo benches and space to spread out. Not a bad use of that $2.2 billion transit center, honestly — at least the rooftop garden works.

And for the real connoisseurs, the Japanese Tea Garden at opening time with a bowl of udon and a good book might be the most civilized way to spend a warm San Francisco morning that money — well, a modest admission fee — can buy.

Enjoy it while it lasts. Karl the Fog doesn't take days off for long.