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Vol. IIINo. 184
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The Price of Perfection: Why SF's Cosmetic Laser Market Is a Wild West

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Here's a fun exercise: try getting a straightforward price quote for a cosmetic procedure in the Bay Area.

CultureApril 25, 2026

A Muslim Visitor Asked If He Can Pray in SF Parks. The Answer Says Something Good About This City.

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A first-time visitor to San Francisco recently asked a simple question that, in plenty of American cities, might spark…

CultureApril 25, 2026

A Teen, a 3D-Printed Mask, and the Bay Area's Most Wholesome SOS

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In a region where we usually cover government boondoggles and transit meltdowns, sometimes a story comes along that…

CultureApril 25, 2026

The Mystery of the White Minivans: Big Tech's Not-So-Secret Fleet Roaming Bay Area Streets

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If you've driven anywhere in the Bay Area recently, you've probably noticed them: fleets of identical white Chrysler…

TechApril 25, 2026

Caltrain Crossings: When the Gates Can't Even Beat the Train

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If you've ever stood at a Caltrain crossing and watched the gates still descending as a train blows through at speed…

TransitApril 25, 2026

The Bay Bridge Bike Path: A Noble Idea Trapped in a California Cost Spiral

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Cyclists want a path across the western span of the Bay Bridge.

TransitApril 25, 2026

Valley Fair Mall Is Actively Punishing You for Showing Up

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Here's a fun experiment: try driving to Westfield Valley Fair on a Saturday and not losing your mind.

GeneralApril 25, 2026

Volunteers Clean Up Albany Marsh While the City Tickets Them for It

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Here's a perfect little parable about how the Bay Area works in 2025: a group of volunteers spent their Saturday…

GeneralApril 25, 2026

God Rays Over the Golden Gate: Nature's Reminder That Some Things Don't Need a Budget Line Item

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Sometimes the best thing San Francisco has to offer doesn't cost taxpayers a dime, doesn't require a committee, and…

CultureApril 25, 2026

Martuni's Monday Night Piano Bar Is the Antidote to Karaoke Culture

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In a city that seems determined to regulate, subsidize, and committee-meeting its way through every cultural…

CultureMissionApril 25, 2026

A 23-Year-Old From LA Just Discovered That Making Friends Requires Leaving the House

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There's something deeply endearing — and deeply unhinged — about moving to a new city, knowing literally no one, and…

CultureApril 25, 2026

Good News for Once: Lost Dog on Columbus Reunited with Owners

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In a city where we spend most of our time chronicling government incompetence and budget black holes, it's nice to…

GeneralNorth BeachApril 25, 2026

Muni Is Mid — And That's Actually Pretty Great

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Here's a fun exercise: Complain about Muni for five minutes.

TransitApril 25, 2026

Adrian West Band: A Name, A Mystery, and Not Much Else

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We'll be honest with you — sometimes a story crosses our desk that's more whisper than substance.

CultureApril 25, 2026

Flowers Beyond the Dark: SF's Ukrainian Spring Film Marathon Brings Culture Without the Bureaucracy

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A Cultural Event That Doesn't Need a Government Grant Speech San Francisco is getting a dose of something refreshing…

CultureApril 25, 2026

Pickin' On The Polk Is Back: A Free Block Party That Actually Delivers

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Here's a novel concept for San Francisco: a massive, free, all-day event that doesn't require a permit fee study, a…

EventsPolk GulchApril 25, 2026

Want to Save a Fish and Drink a Beer? CalTrout's Got You Covered in Berkeley

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Look, we're not going to pretend that every fundraiser in the Bay Area deserves your hard-earned dollars.

EventsApril 25, 2026

Joffrey Ballet's 'Midsummer Night's Dream' Is the Kind of Bizarre and Beautiful We Actually Need

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Look, we spend most of our time here railing against budget bloat and bureaucratic dysfunction.

CultureApril 25, 2026

Yes, That Was an Earthquake. No, You're Not Crazy.

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If you felt a quick jolt around 4:40 p.m.

GeneralOuter SunsetApril 25, 2026

The Golden Gate Bridge Is Still Worth the Hype — And That's the Problem

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Every week, without fail, someone posts a photo of the Golden Gate Bridge that stops you mid-scroll.

CultureApril 25, 2026

Lost a Wallet in Downtown SF? The Thieves Are Faster Than You Are

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Here's a story that should make every San Franciscan instinctively pat their pockets.

GeneralSoMaApril 25, 2026

Metroboard Finally Ships — And Yes, People Are Hyped

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If you've been waiting on your Metroboard delivery, congratulations — it's apparently real, it exists, and it's finally…

TransitApril 25, 2026

The Ocean's Running a Fever — And It's Headed Straight for the Bay

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California's coastline is currently sitting in the hot zone of an intense marine heat wave, with sea surface…

GeneralApril 25, 2026

You Cannot Escape Shen Yun. No One Can.

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If you live in San Francisco — or really, anywhere with a bus stop, a billboard, or a mailbox — you've encountered the…

CultureApril 25, 2026