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Vol. IIINo. 184
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All sections · April 2026 · 1,919 stories

Three Teslas, Zero Parking Skills: San Francisco's Main Character Epidemic

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A scene spotted in a San Francisco parking lot this week pretty much sums up the current state of the city's streets…

GeneralApril 6, 2026

Anthropic Keeps Gobbling Up SF Office Space — and We're Cautiously Here for It

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Anthropic, the AI safety company behind Claude, just leased two more office spaces in San Francisco, continuing a trend…

TechApril 6, 2026

Twin Peaks: The Best Free Thing in a City That Charges You for Everything

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In a city where a one-bedroom apartment runs $3,200 a month and a mediocre burrito somehow costs $18, it's worth…

CultureTwin PeaksApril 6, 2026

China Beach: SF's Hidden Gem That Doesn't Need a Government Program to Be Beautiful

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Sometimes the best things about San Francisco have nothing to do with city hall, budget line items, or the latest round…

CultureSea CliffApril 6, 2026

Forget Goat Yoga: A Milpitas Cow Sanctuary Wants You to Hug a Bovine

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Look, the Bay Area wellness scene has given us everything from $18 adaptogenic lattes to sound baths in converted…

CultureApril 6, 2026

Want to Sail Under the Golden Gate? Here's the Reality Check You Need

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There's a certain breed of San Francisco daydream that hits different.

CultureApril 6, 2026

Caltrain Is Not the Shinkansen, But Hey, We'll Take the Compliment

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A viral social media post this week tried to give Caltrain the full Japanese bullet train treatment — dreamy camera…

TransitApril 6, 2026

Another Mysterious Acronym, Another Virus Season in the Bay Area

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Just when you thought it was safe to stop Googling respiratory virus acronyms, allow us to introduce you to HMPV —…

GeneralApril 6, 2026

Congratulations, Your House Is Worth $2.15 Million. Too Bad You Can't Afford One.

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San Francisco's median house price just hit a record $2.15 million, and you can thank — or blame — the AI boom for it.

HousingApril 6, 2026

The Plexiglass Economy: How SF Shoppers Became Prisoners of Failed Policy

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Here's a fun experiment: try buying deodorant at a San Francisco Walgreens in under ten minutes.

PoliticsApril 6, 2026

Alamo Square Birthday Party Disrupted by Harasser — And San Francisco Is Tired of It

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A birthday celebration at Alamo Square turned ugly on April 4th when a man reportedly harassed partygoers with slurs…

GeneralAlamo SquareApril 6, 2026

The Biggest Threat to Your Safety in SF Has Four Wheels and a God Complex

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Here's something that apparently needs to be said out loud: the most immediate physical danger most San Franciscans…

TransitApril 6, 2026

Free Comedy on Easter Monday? San Francisco Actually Doing Something Fun and Affordable for Once

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Mark your calendars, San Francisco — there's a free Easter Monday Comedy Festival coming in 2026, and yes, you read…

EventsApril 6, 2026

The Giants Are Playing Like They Owe Us Money — Because They Kind Of Do

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Ten games into the 2025 season, and the San Francisco Giants are doing what they do best lately: finding creative new…

SportsApril 6, 2026

Trump Bets on a Fox-to-Governor Pipeline in California. Good Luck With That.

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President Trump has officially endorsed Steve Hilton, the former Fox News host, for governor of California — banking on…

PoliticsApril 6, 2026

127 Pink Slips Down, 373 to Go: Lurie Finally Takes a Scalpel to City Hall

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Mayor Daniel Lurie just handed out 127 pink slips across 18 city departments, and honestly?

PoliticsApril 6, 2026

The Golden Gate at Sunset: The One Thing SF Gets Right Every Single Day

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Say what you will about San Francisco — the budget bloat, the bureaucratic maze, the $1.7 million public toilets — but…

CulturePresidioApril 6, 2026

Dolores Park Is Perfect. The Influencers Filming There Are Not.

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If you were anywhere near Dolores Park this past weekend, you already know: San Francisco was doing its thing.

CultureMissionApril 6, 2026

Mount Diablo: Mysterious Landmark or Giant Alien Egg? You Decide.

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Look, we love the Bay Area's natural landmarks as much as anyone.

CultureApril 6, 2026

The Bay Area's Family Problem Isn't Just About Money — It's About What We've Lost

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Here's a question that should keep local leaders up at night: Why is the Bay Area — one of the most beautiful…

HousingApril 6, 2026

Six Years After the Grand Princess, We Still Haven't Learned a Thing

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Six years ago, the Grand Princess cruise ship sat off the coast of Oakland like a floating indictment of everything…

GeneralApril 6, 2026

Bring Your Own Big Wheel Is Proof That Not Everything in SF Needs a Permit and a Budget

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Every year, grown adults stuff themselves onto plastic tricycles and careen down one of San Francisco's steep streets…

EventsApril 6, 2026

Finally, BART Ad Space Used for Something That Doesn't Make You Want to Close Your Eyes

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Here's a sentence we never thought we'd write: BART just got a little more charming.

CultureMission DistrictApril 6, 2026

Lurie's Charter Reform War Chest Is Growing — And You Should Pay Attention

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Mayor Daniel Lurie's push for charter reform is attracting serious money, and if you've been paying attention to San…

PoliticsApril 6, 2026