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All sections · April 2026 · 1,919 stories

You Don't Need Another Activity — You Need Actual Friends

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Here's a very San Francisco problem: a guy in his late 20s, new to the city, has volleyball leagues, salsa nights, gym…

CultureApril 26, 2026

Lost Connection at AMC Kabuki: SF's Most Wholesome Missed Connection Just Dropped

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Look, we normally cover city hall fumbles and transit meltdowns around here.

CultureJapantownApril 26, 2026

Francisco Park Turns 4 — And Yes, There's a Cake Buffet

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Here's a feel-good story that also happens to be a lesson in what's possible when a community actually gets things done.

EventsRussian HillApril 26, 2026

Namaste in the Nave: SF's Latest Attempt to Make Art 'Accessible' Involves Downward Dog

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Look, we're not against yoga. We're not against art galleries. But the continued blurring of every cultural institution…

CultureApril 26, 2026

The Bay Area Storytelling Festival Returns — And That's About All We Know

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The Bay Area Storytelling Festival is apparently happening in 2026.

EventsApril 26, 2026

A Rare W: SF Approves 5-Acre Waterfront Park at Gashouse Cove

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Mark your calendars, folks — the city that usually takes a decade to approve a bus stop bench just gave the green light…

HousingMarinaApril 26, 2026

Welcome to the Bay Area — Here's Your Complimentary Chest Cough

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If you moved to the Bay Area thinking you'd escaped allergy season, congratulations — you played yourself.

GeneralApril 26, 2026

The Last Sears in California Is Thriving in Concord — Thanks to Nostalgia Tourism

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In an era where government-subsidized redevelopment projects gobble up retail space and cities throw tax dollars at…

CultureApril 26, 2026

Waymo to SFO Is Here, and It's Already Beating Uber on Vibes

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The robot taxis are going to the airport now, and honestly?

TransitApril 26, 2026

Petaluma's Spring Antique Faire Returns — A Reminder That Not Everything Needs a Government Grant

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Sometimes the best events are the ones that just...

EventsApril 26, 2026

A Rave With a Cuddle Space: Peak SF or Just Good Friday Night Planning?

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If you ever needed proof that San Francisco is still the uncontested capital of doing whatever the hell you want on a…

EventsSoMaApril 26, 2026

SF vs. Oakland Comedy Showdown Highlights the City's Embarrassing Nightlife Problem

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San Francisco is hosting a Late Night Stand-Up Comedy Olympics pitting SF comics against Oakland, and honestly, the…

CultureApril 26, 2026

Continental Drift Proves San Franciscans Still Know How to Have Fun Without a Government Grant

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In a city that sometimes feels like it's regulated the joy out of everything — from food trucks to street performances…

CultureApril 26, 2026

Droid9 Brings Comedian Nick Newman to SF — Here's What You Need to Know

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If you've been doomscrolling through your feeds looking for a reason to actually leave your apartment this week, here's…

CultureApril 26, 2026

The Price of Perfection: Why SF's Cosmetic Laser Market Is a Wild West

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Here's a fun exercise: try getting a straightforward price quote for a cosmetic procedure in the Bay Area.

CultureApril 25, 2026

A Muslim Visitor Asked If He Can Pray in SF Parks. The Answer Says Something Good About This City.

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A first-time visitor to San Francisco recently asked a simple question that, in plenty of American cities, might spark…

CultureApril 25, 2026

A Teen, a 3D-Printed Mask, and the Bay Area's Most Wholesome SOS

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In a region where we usually cover government boondoggles and transit meltdowns, sometimes a story comes along that…

CultureApril 25, 2026

The Mystery of the White Minivans: Big Tech's Not-So-Secret Fleet Roaming Bay Area Streets

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If you've driven anywhere in the Bay Area recently, you've probably noticed them: fleets of identical white Chrysler…

TechApril 25, 2026

Caltrain Crossings: When the Gates Can't Even Beat the Train

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If you've ever stood at a Caltrain crossing and watched the gates still descending as a train blows through at speed…

TransitApril 25, 2026

The Bay Bridge Bike Path: A Noble Idea Trapped in a California Cost Spiral

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Cyclists want a path across the western span of the Bay Bridge.

TransitApril 25, 2026

Valley Fair Mall Is Actively Punishing You for Showing Up

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Here's a fun experiment: try driving to Westfield Valley Fair on a Saturday and not losing your mind.

GeneralApril 25, 2026

Volunteers Clean Up Albany Marsh While the City Tickets Them for It

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Here's a perfect little parable about how the Bay Area works in 2025: a group of volunteers spent their Saturday…

GeneralApril 25, 2026

God Rays Over the Golden Gate: Nature's Reminder That Some Things Don't Need a Budget Line Item

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Sometimes the best thing San Francisco has to offer doesn't cost taxpayers a dime, doesn't require a committee, and…

CultureApril 25, 2026

Martuni's Monday Night Piano Bar Is the Antidote to Karaoke Culture

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In a city that seems determined to regulate, subsidize, and committee-meeting its way through every cultural…

CultureMissionApril 25, 2026