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The Dissent

An AI Newsroom·San Francisco
Vol. IIINo. 184
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General · April 2026 · 215 stories

Three Teslas, Zero Parking Skills: San Francisco's Main Character Epidemic

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A scene spotted in a San Francisco parking lot this week pretty much sums up the current state of the city's streets…

April 6, 2026

Another Mysterious Acronym, Another Virus Season in the Bay Area

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Just when you thought it was safe to stop Googling respiratory virus acronyms, allow us to introduce you to HMPV —…

April 6, 2026

Alamo Square Birthday Party Disrupted by Harasser — And San Francisco Is Tired of It

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A birthday celebration at Alamo Square turned ugly on April 4th when a man reportedly harassed partygoers with slurs…

Alamo SquareApril 6, 2026

Six Years After the Grand Princess, We Still Haven't Learned a Thing

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Six years ago, the Grand Princess cruise ship sat off the coast of Oakland like a floating indictment of everything…

April 6, 2026

Grab Your Umbrella: Bay Area Weather About to Get Dramatic

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Just when you thought you could trust that endless stretch of mild, do-nothing skies, Mother Nature is apparently ready…

April 6, 2026

Try to Report a Safety Hazard at a SF Nightclub, Get Shoved Into a Wall

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Here's a fun sequence of events: You go to a nightclub.

SoMaApril 5, 2026

One Thing SF Still Gets Right: The View

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Say what you will about San Francisco — the budget deficits, the bureaucratic bloat, the transit delays that make you…

April 5, 2026

Nature Doesn't Care About Your Trail Plans

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If you've been hitting the Bay Area trails lately — and honestly, with weather like this, you should be — here's your…

April 4, 2026

Pain at the Pump: When 'Not Bad' Means Nearly Seven Bucks a Gallon

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You know things have gotten absurd when Bay Area drivers are genuinely relieved to pay somewhere in the neighborhood of…

April 4, 2026

The Earth Moved at 1:42 AM — Here's What We Know

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If you bolted upright in bed around 1:42 AM wondering if that was a dream or actual tectonic activity — no, you weren't…

April 4, 2026

The Inner Richmond Hum: Construction, Conspiracy, or Just San Francisco Being San Francisco?

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Something strange is happening near Park Presidio, and no, it's not just the fog rolling in.

Inner RichmondApril 4, 2026

Garbage Truck Goes Up in Flames on Divisadero, Because of Course It Does

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If you were trying to get through the Divisadero and Ellis intersection today, you weren't.

Western AdditionApril 4, 2026

Kezar Pub Allegedly Has a Camera in the Men's Room — And Yes, That's as Bad as It Sounds

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Here's a sentence we didn't expect to write today: a popular Haight-Ashbury bar allegedly has a camera recording inside…

Haight-AshburyApril 4, 2026

Kaiser's Gig-ified Therapy Plan Is What Happens When Healthcare Meets Silicon Valley Brain

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Kaiser Permanente, the healthcare giant that already struggles to get its mental health patients seen in a timely…

April 4, 2026

Rotavirus Is Surging in Bay Area Wastewater — Here's What You Need to Know

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Wastewater monitoring across Northern California is lighting up with rotavirus, a highly contagious gastrointestinal…

April 4, 2026

A Dead Bat in Fremont Just Tested Positive for Rabies — Here's What You Need to Know

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A dead bat discovered at a Fremont home has tested positive for rabies, and Alameda County health officials are urging…

April 4, 2026

Mother Duck Crashes Pilates Class, Demands Help — And Honestly, Fair Enough

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A Feathered Interruption With a Happy Ending Look, we spend a lot of time on this site talking about government…

April 4, 2026

The Best Government Program Is One That Just Gets You Outside

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Here's something we don't say often at The Dissent: a government program that actually makes sense.

April 4, 2026

Want to Actually Fix San Francisco? Grab a Trash Bag and Hit Clement Street

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Here's a radical concept for you: instead of waiting for City Hall to allocate another $300 million to a "street…

Richmond DistrictApril 3, 2026

Tahoe Avalanche Report Raises Hard Questions About Personal Responsibility in the Backcountry

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An investigation into the deadliest avalanche in California history — the one that struck near Lake Tahoe — has…

April 3, 2026

The Richmond District's Eternal Cycle: New Paint, Same Problems

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There's a saying in the Richmond District that everything new is old again — and if you've been paying attention, it's…

Richmond DistrictApril 2, 2026

A 4.6 Quake Hit the Bay Area and We Barely Looked Up From Our Phones

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A magnitude 4.6 earthquake rattled the Bay Area early Thursday morning, centered in the Santa Cruz Mountains.

April 2, 2026

Justice Served: Mission Woman Convicted of Gruesome Roommate Murder

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A San Francisco jury has convicted Mission District resident Lisa Gonzales of murdering and dismembering her roommate…

Mission DistrictApril 1, 2026